An Arx Peeve Thread

[crawfish]

@Herja Your name is pronounced ‘Hurt-cha’ because you hurt so good

[Dreampipe]

Roz reminded me that we don’t have this piece of history posted on the board yet.

[dvoraen]

@Dreampipe Take your up vote again. You rep farmer.

[hellfrog]

@Dreampipe tag yourself. I’m:

CROPS

[Roz]

@hellfrog LIKE U CAN EVEN TILL

[farfalla]

@hellfrog bet u didn’t even kno that

[Jennkryst]

@hellfrog I’m:

Way Fucking Nobleman.

[Dreampipe]

@hellfrog fucking omg

[dvoraen]

@hellfrog NOBLMAN HANDS R LMAO

[Tez]

I’m definitely GUD SESON 4 CROPS.

[ten]

@hellfrog I’m that hat.

[helvetica]

@hellfrog I’m:
the hoe

[hellfrog]

@helvetica said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@hellfrog I’m:
the hoe

that’s not even on the list but i’m gonna updoot you anyway because i support hoes

[dvoraen]

@hellfrog said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@helvetica said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@hellfrog I’m:
the hoe

that’s not even on the list but i’m gonna updoot you anyway because i support hoes

[junipersky]

Gdi i was supposed to rp on Norwood today about the crisis and then the kittens were born and EVERYTHING WENT OUT OF MY HEAD.

[Solstice]

@junipersky

Can my Crisis action also be kittens? I feel like this is a good crisis action.

[Snackness]

@Solstice Yes please would like to assist on kittens.

[Aria]

New plan to defeat the Horned God.

We release hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of cats and kittens.

Think about it! They will:

1. Maul the bugs with their claws and maybe also eat them
2. Distract and delay armies by laying on laps, forcing minions to just live there now
3. Become an endless tripping hazard that may soften up attackers by knocking off a few hit points via falling damage
4. Annoy the Horned God by having absolutely no regard whatsoever for how scary and cool he thinks he is

It’s brilliant. Someone go get Crawfish to run this for me.

(I assume it’s gotta be Crawfish because cats.)

[BurnNotice]

Yeah @Aria but what are we gonna release when the Horned God is mauled and we gotta deal with the Clawed God?

I guess at least it’d sleep for 16 hours a day but.

9 lives

[Aria]

@BurnNotice said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

Yeah @Aria but what are we gonna release when the Horned God is mauled and we gotta deal with the Clawed God?

I guess at least it’d sleep for 16 hours a day but.

9 lives

Many of us live under the tyrannical rule of a furry overlord, anyway. I assume the Clawed God would just demand larger cans of tuna.