Oh hey! If it isn’t the most tasteless fucking sales email I’ve seen in my life.
Subject: Business ‘Long Covid’ Discussion
Hi <firstname.lastname>,
Is your business struggling post-COVID with any of these ‘classic’ symptoms?
Projects late or overspent
Resources not rising to the need
Deliverables not meeting expectations
Management without visibility to keep things on track
It goes on to try to sell a business management platform.
Blocked the sender’s domain for my entire place of work and reported them as malware, because fuck everything about that.