An Arx Peeve Thread

Cornpopped

14 is my favorite, because 10 billion is a LOT of people who immediately just cannot. I like to think I only cause 9 billion people to do that.

Testament

@Meg said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@farfalla

ok but like, i do want you all here to know that you’re really pretty.

how else am i supposed to give that compliment and have you guys know i mean it if i don’t request nudes?

So long as you request nudes tastesfully.

send nudes

Roz

Testament

@farfalla

“don’t ask the other player if they can inflict something potentially emotionally traumatic on their character because you want to avoid 'drama”

lolwut.

This is the best one to me because it’s inherently self-defeating. “Clearly, what would avoid getting involved in drama? More drama, brilliant!”

Snackness

@Testament 9 times out of 10, players who talk a big game about hating drama looooooooove drama.

Testament

@Snackness

Herja

@Meg I don’t know about pretty but I could accept petty.

Petty

junipersky

Me running to see what the newest ban was about.

Run

Tori

@farfalla said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

The most recent banning post made me laugh and had me thinking about all the banning posts that are formatted “Don’t X. Don’t Y. Don’t Z.” Like staff just demoralized and constantly adding new rules to the bottom of a list of rules that shouldn’t need to exist. So I wanted to see the whole list. So I combed through every banning post for any thing that was in the “don’t do X” format.

Arx players, do not:
https://pastebin.com/YrrGT4tU

(#10 is my favorite)

You are my hero

Aria

@Snackness said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@Testament 9 times out of 10, players who talk a big game about hating drama looooooooove drama.

Yes. Usually as soon someone says this, my mental response is “Cool, cool, adding you to the list of Absolutely Batshit and Probably Not in the Good Way.”

Personally, I love drama. I don’t want to be involved in it. I just want to hear about it from everyone else. Tell me about your petty bullshit so I can feel better about my own.

secrets

crawfish

@farfalla said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

The most recent banning post made me laugh and had me thinking about all the banning posts that are formatted “Don’t X. Don’t Y. Don’t Z.” Like staff just demoralized and constantly adding new rules to the bottom of a list of rules that shouldn’t need to exist. So I wanted to see the whole list. So I combed through every banning post for any thing that was in the “don’t do X” format.

Arx players, do not:
https://pastebin.com/YrrGT4tU

(#10 is my favorite)

That was beautiful. Thank you.