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    Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved No Escape from Reality
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    • BloodAngelB
      BloodAngel
      last edited by BloodAngel

      Lying to set leads, then getting mad at me for not closing them.

      (Edit: Spelling.)

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      • IoleRaeI
        IoleRae
        last edited by

        HAVE YOU FUCKING TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?

        breathe

        the entity previously known as Sunny

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        • SolsticeS
          Solstice
          last edited by

          @IoleRae

          Unsure which way your peeve cuts. But I will say, I get sad when people tell me they have rebooted and I pop into their machine and see this:

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          Pressing the power button once to put your screen to sleep doesn’t count agggghhh.

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          • juniperskyJ
            junipersky Administrators @Solstice
            last edited by

            @Solstice

            sob Truth. So true.

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            • tsarT
              tsar @Solstice
              last edited by tsar

              @Solstice said in RL Peeves:

              Pressing the power button once to put your screen to sleep doesn’t count agggghhh.

              <.<

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              • G
                GF
                last edited by

                The residents of the dementia unit at the nursing home are all agitated and the facility staff is handling this by shouting at them to stop being agitated, because everyone knows that arguing with and threatening people who can’t comprehend reality is both a very effective tactic AND a super cool thing to do to an octogenarian in distress and just I swear to god I don’t know if I can keep doing this job.

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                • IoleRaeI
                  IoleRae @Solstice
                  last edited by

                  @Solstice

                  FOUR support tickets in a row that were solved by a reboot, two of whom yes lied about trying it, as they do. It’s nice to be able to solve problems, but I was working on things that were actual issues! Mutter.

                  the entity previously known as Sunny

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                  • SnacknessS
                    Snackness @IoleRae
                    last edited by

                    @IoleRae

                    “Please shut down your computer, wait one minute, and start it up again.”

                    “I already tried that.”

                    gritted teeth “Please do it again.”

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                    • IoleRaeI
                      IoleRae @Snackness
                      last edited by

                      @Snackness said in RL Peeves:

                      @IoleRae

                      “Please shut down your computer, wait one minute, and start it up again.”

                      “I already tried that.”

                      gritted teeth “Please do it again.”

                      Yep! My go-to, “Okay, great! Let’s do it again, so I can see what it looks like.”

                      the entity previously known as Sunny

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                      • bear_necessitiesB
                        bear_necessities
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                        My office managing partner sent out an email to the entire office thanking me and a few others for our adopt-a-family event. She spelled my name wrong. Again.

                        My name has four letters. There is an H at the end. The H at the end of my name is not optional. I HAVE WORKED HERE FOR 8 FUCKING YEARS GET MY GODDAMN NAME RIGHT.

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                          GF @bear_necessities
                          last edited by

                          @bear_necessities I know a Sarah who has an extremely similar complaint.

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                            RightMeow @bear_necessities
                            last edited by

                            @bear_necessities

                            As someone with a common name that is spelled differently - I feel this.

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                              oknow
                              last edited by

                              Just work stuff. My life would be less stressful if people followed processes and behaved with some agency.

                              Another team needed something to happen like YESTERDAY several weeks ago and needed my input. So I do my thing and tell them. Crickets for weeks. Reader, they’re still chasing their tales on this and acting confused about something very simple.

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                              • G
                                GF
                                last edited by

                                My favorite part of the holiday season is compulsively checking my e-mail and watching the expected arrival date of the gifts I bought creep ever closer to being late.

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                                • tsarT
                                  tsar @GF
                                  last edited by

                                  @GF said in RL Peeves:

                                  My favorite part of the holiday season is compulsively checking my e-mail and watching the expected arrival date of the gifts I bought creep ever closer to being late.

                                  Lmao I was doing that this morning

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                                  • juniperskyJ
                                    junipersky Administrators
                                    last edited by

                                    I have this working theory that to get good automotive service, The lobby of the automotive place must be dirty, oily, and smell like tires. It is the cost to pay in order for service with integrity.

                                    I’m at the point in my life where if the lobby looks like it has been cleaned recently beyond a sweep then I know to leave because I will be cheated.

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                                    • LunaL
                                      Luna @junipersky
                                      last edited by

                                      @junipersky Not a bad rule come to think of it. I know how to fix cars and I use it as my secret weapon when I need to. I’ve only had to use it once though so that’s good.

                                      Understandable, have a nice day.

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                                      • tsarT
                                        tsar
                                        last edited by

                                        When I had more energy I would aggressively mechanic shop to find someone who wouldn’t rip me off. Exhausting.

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                                          GF @junipersky
                                          last edited by

                                          @junipersky said in RL Peeves:

                                          I have this working theory that to get good automotive service, The lobby of the automotive place must be dirty, oily, and smell like tires. It is the cost to pay in order for service with integrity.

                                          I’m at the point in my life where if the lobby looks like it has been cleaned recently beyond a sweep then I know to leave because I will be cheated.

                                          Believe this or not, I have a similar theory about nursing facilities. The cleaner a place is, the shittier the care provided.

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                                          • LunaL
                                            Luna @tsar
                                            last edited by

                                            @tsar said in RL Peeves:

                                            When I had more energy I would aggressively mechanic shop to find someone who wouldn’t rip me off. Exhausting.

                                            I always start with ASE certified. That’s at least a starting point. Even a place where my parents knew the owner well tried to fuck me over.

                                            Long story short, I’m standing there arguing with a service manager about my car being messed up after an oil change when my parents pull up. Right after them, the owner shows up (absolute coincidence). Manager starts explaining his side to my dad (remember, I’m clearly an idiot wahmen who knows not about car stuff), but his face entirely changed when the owner greets my parents by name.

                                            I never saw him again. I wasn’t a bitch, I didn’t even come in hot. All that happened was the transmission wire got knocked loose during the oil change. Literally no big deal. Took longer to argue with me and tell me that nothing was wrong than to put it on the lift and fix the problem.

                                            It’s not will there ever be an issue. It’s all in how the issue is handled.

                                            Understandable, have a nice day.

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