RL Peeves

Roz

@Roz

I was being lazy but I fixed it just for you.

blow kiss

Solstice

I have to go to a destination wedding.

One of my earliest childhood friends, so I must be supportive. They gave us 3 months notice on the save the date, and final details only emerged about a month ago. This made all of the bookings extremely challenging and expensive.

I’m scared of flying.

I hate the groom.

This is not going to be a good weekend.

Meg

Oh nooo, we made a mistake with HelloFresh this week. In that, we threw out all of the meat accidentally. It gets packaged under its own layer of cardboard and insulation!

Meg

@Solstice said in RL Peeves:

I have to go to a destination wedding.

One of my earliest childhood friends, so I must be supportive. They gave us 3 months notice on the save the date, and final details only emerged about a month ago. This made all of the bookings extremely challenging and expensive.

I’m scared of flying.

I hate the groom.

This is not going to be a good weekend.

Man, that would be a great way to ensure I would not be going. I have ditched on plans when i got too frustrated trying to find parking, so–.

Comfort yourself with the knowledge you are a better friend than me.

hellfrog

@Meg said in RL Peeves:

Oh nooo, we made a mistake with HelloFresh this week. In that, we threw out all of the meat accidentally. It gets packaged under its own layer of cardboard and insulation!

oh NO not the meat

hehe

Pyrephox

@Roz I refuse.

Snackness

I need this forum to stop being so active, I’m super distracted from work.

Pavel

@Snackness If you miss your deadline it’s not the fault of us nor our frothing screed.

Snackness

@Pavel PEACE. AND. QUIET!

sao

there is a little tiny zit on the tip of my nose and i don’t care except it is the kind that HURTS GODDAMNIT

tsar

@sao said in RL Peeves:

there is a little tiny zit on the tip of my nose and i don’t care except it is the kind that HURTS GODDAMNIT

THOSE ARE THE WORST

Meg

@tsar said in RL Peeves:

@sao said in RL Peeves:

there is a little tiny zit on the tip of my nose and i don’t care except it is the kind that HURTS GODDAMNIT

THOSE ARE THE WORST

I counter with: zit just inside your nostril.

Eta: oh we were talking about type, not location. Carry on.

tsar

@Meg said in RL Peeves:

@tsar said in RL Peeves:

@sao said in RL Peeves:

there is a little tiny zit on the tip of my nose and i don’t care except it is the kind that HURTS GODDAMNIT

THOSE ARE THE WORST

I counter with: zit just inside your nostril.

Eta: oh we were talking about type, not location. Carry on.

Lmao

IoleRae

Fucking covid test instructions. This is like Ikea and AMD had a baby and that baby was a manual on how to do a medical test.

(no fears, pretty sure don’t have it, but I’m testing)

Snackness

@IoleRae Do you have the ones where the C stripe is for Control and not COVID? Those are my favorite.

IoleRae

@Snackness

Yes. NO T LINE THOUGH.

Hooray for not being a plaguerat. This time. O.O

Solstice

My package with my anxiety medication arrived early!

While I was out of town.

Naturally, someone stole it. Fuck package thieves.

GF

I needed to say the word “transitioned” today but a circuit in my brain went down so the only word I could come up with was “transmuted.”

Solstice

@GF

I wish to learn your alchemical ways all the same.

GF

Trying to talk to someone about the messages in a piece of media that they insist don’t exist because the only thing in the media is what is literally said. Themes and metaphors don’t exist, just the literal text.