ETO Drama Fork

Roz

@Roz Awful sweet of you to let me live rent free in your head all these years.

Hateful drama queen that you are.

omg HI. how are you doing buddy

Selira

@Ortallus honest question, what do you think you’re going to get out of doing this? I can tell you it won’t be satisfaction. You’re not going to come out of the other side of this happier with life.

shit-piss-love

This thread is really lacking in details. Where’s the receipts? Asking not because I want to give this person a “fair shake” but just straight up hungry for drama this morning.

Roz

@shit-piss-love You can find all the context starting here! It was a wild conversation spanning many pages, but it was at least a contained conversation.

Testament

It’s kind of interesting that this dude, who for whatever reason is claiming that he’s living rent-free in @Roz 's head is losing his shit about a throwaway comment she made over a month ago and came into an otherwise dead thread to state as much.

Yeah. Real sure that Roz is the one malding and seething over it two years later.

Methinks he doth protest too much.

Snackness

I forgot all about this and now I’m remembering and I’m giggling again.

Roz

@Testament said in ETO Drama Fork:

It’s kind of interesting that this dude, who for whatever reason is claiming that he’s living rent-free in @Roz 's head is losing his shit about a throwaway comment she made over a month ago and came into an otherwise dead thread to state as much.

Yeah. Real sure that Roz is the one malding and seething over it two years later.

Methinks he doth protest too much.

Listen, sometimes I absolutely do get mad, pissed, whatever at folks. I have absolutely lost my temper in internet fights.

But this one was not that. It was fascinating. It was comedic. I got told to ****** myself with a cactus. The thread is full of copypasta gold.

The whole sequence absolutely lives in my head rent-free, because it was hilarious. It was legitimately one of my favorite days of MSB drama because of how mind-bogglingly ridiculous the whole thing was.

mietze

I do kind of regret not working in perimenopause into that conversation since there was opportunity.

CuriousGamer

So I must admit I have no idea what Elder Tales Online is - I apparently mistakenly took it as some sort of MMO - like Elder Scrolls or something. I don’t even know if it’s good or not. Sounds like .hack, sword art online, or something?

Roz

@CuriousGamer It’s a MUSH with an isekai theme. So the players of an MMO get sucked into the MMO, I believe.

KarmaBum

idk how i missed the live show of this

GF

@Ortallus said in ETO Drama Fork:

You people just love to persecute and pick apart what people are saying, and try to find fault for the sake of your love of drama.

Then if you believe that, there is nothing to gain by arguing with us. You cannot win the fight, because the mere act of fighting grants the victory to us, as it feeds our love of drama and our devotion to persecuting people. You also cannot change our minds, since we are too evil (or too delusional, I suppose, but I assume you think we’re evil since the graphic tortures you have repeatedly wished on us in the past would be pretty fucked up to do to someone who literally can’t help it) to ever stop.

Just, please, if this is really what you think is going on here–that you are the innocent victim and everyone else is a monster who has no reason to be angry at you despite me explaining in self-flagellating detail why maybe we did and still do–then you have nothing to gain by putting yourself back into our evil lair. Go somewhere that subhuman wretches like us don’t visit, where everyone knows you’re totally cool about respecting women’s boundaries unlike what the crazy bitches over here say to try to tear innocent men down.

Because, seriously, I don’t have it in me to keep trying to reach you or to deal with your…whatever it is you have going on. Please. If we’re all evil bitches, then leave us alone before our evil can affect you more than it has.

shit-piss-love

@Roz said in ETO Drama Fork:

@shit-piss-love You can find all the context starting here! It was a wild conversation spanning many pages, but it was at least a contained conversation.

What I needed in my life today was a half dozen full on belly chuckles and this delivered, thank you.

edit: I had almost stopped at him trying to shame people for having boundaries with “Mind you, you have to soft verify you’re over 18 to play on this MUSH.” and I am glad I didn’t because it just got better and better. Don’t you love it when you can smell someone’s belief structure through the internet?

double edit: Holy shit I need to find a way to work “I wouldn’t have to mainsplain if ya’ll would stop being wrong about the facts.” into my future conversations.

Third Eye

@KarmaBum said in ETO Drama Fork:

idk how i missed the live show of this

Every time I think I don’t care about the MSB archive I remember its many treasures.

Testament

@Third-Eye said in ETO Drama Fork:

@KarmaBum said in ETO Drama Fork:

idk how i missed the live show of this

Every time I think I don’t care about the MSB archive I remember its many treasures.

And on that note, it’s a damn tragedy that the WORA archive is lost to time. For much the same reason.

crawfish

@shit-piss-love I’m going to pick a fight in the Arx staff channel just to use it. Maybe about mangos or something.

junipersky

I had forgotten this thread. I don’t know how I did, but wow. Talk about some awful bit of history!

TNP

@Roz said in ETO Drama Fork:

It was legitimately one of my favorite days of MSB drama because of how mind-bogglingly ridiculous the whole thing was.

Even more than the Kristi Yamaguchi War? (Which I somehow managed to miss, damn it.)

Roz

@TNP said in ETO Drama Fork:

@Roz said in ETO Drama Fork:

It was legitimately one of my favorite days of MSB drama because of how mind-bogglingly ridiculous the whole thing was.

Even more than the Kristi Yamaguchi War? (Which I somehow managed to miss, damn it.)

Rucket

The first thing that popped into my brain when reading this thread.