RL Peeves

Jumpscare

I get that it’s hard to write “sneak peek” but I promise that’s what you mean when you write “sneak peak.”

Snique pique.

dvoraen

Is this where I talk about all the people that are secretly makeup because they can’t spell rogue?

If you’re a rogue, the g comes first. Otherwise, you’re rouge! For your face!

oknow

Having to pretend that meetings that have marginal use are actually useful. Meetings that don’t serve the purpose they are designed for.

And then when I raise it with my boss she gets annoyed because “they’re good for background”. What’s better is having time to deliver what I need to do or meetings that are useful for what I do, not listening to a colleague bore on about projects I’m not involved with and will never be involved with.

shit-piss-love

Currently playing chicken with my company as they try to coerce us back into the office. I’m prepared to find a new job if they force my hand but I would prefer not to. Dear Walmart executive we hired right before all this back to the office shit started, suck an entire fart right out of my asshole.

Duke Whisky

Was just catching up with emails and had a bunch “change your password” from yesterday.

Turns out yesterday was “change your password day” or something.

I thought I got hacked.

tsar

Today I learned that in Texas they sell pickles at the movie theater.

I’m outraged this isn’t a thing in NY.

riot

GF

@tsar I’m told non-American theaters often serve alcohol.

junipersky

@GF

American ones do too! They just have to go through the hassle of getting a liquor license.

GF

@junipersky Interesting. I’ve never been to one such, myself.

junipersky

@GF

Our go to theater is now the Alamo Draft House.

Tez

@tsar said in RL Peeves:

Today I learned that in Texas they sell pickles at the movie theater.

I’m outraged this isn’t a thing in NY.

riot

I’m outraged this is a thing. ANYWHERE.

DOWN WITH PICKLES.

tsar

@Tez said in RL Peeves:

@tsar said in RL Peeves:

Today I learned that in Texas they sell pickles at the movie theater.

I’m outraged this isn’t a thing in NY.

riot

I’m outraged this is a thing. ANYWHERE.

DOWN WITH PICKLES.

WHAT YOU ARE MY OUTRAGE NOW

(<3)

Pax

@GF It just depends on what part. I live in the US and I’m always a little shocked when I go to a theater that doesn’t serve alcohol.

Wizz

@tsar said in RL Peeves:

Today I learned that in Texas they sell pickles at the movie theater.

I’m outraged this isn’t a thing in NY.

riot

gimme a big ol dipping cup of peanut butter with that and I am ALL IN

Pavel

@Tez said in RL Peeves:

@tsar said in RL Peeves:

Today I learned that in Texas they sell pickles at the movie theater.

I’m outraged this isn’t a thing in NY.

riot

I’m outraged this is a thing. ANYWHERE.

DOWN WITH PICKLES.

jail

dvoraen

@Tez pickles

Tez

dvoraen

@Tez cathug

Pavel

Insomnia has been an absolute pain in my ass lately. I couldn’t sleep last night, was stuck staring at my ceiling for hours and had to slog my way through a hot day of feeling like shit from exhaustion then I had the first of my Grief and Loss counselling classes. It wasn’t heavy, but it was very ice-breaker heavy, which is tedious and anxiety-inducing.

It’s now three am. I’ve had three hours of restless sleep, and I have to get to school by eight (on the train by six-thirty).

I just want to be able to sleep.

BloodAngel

Being told I’m a virtue signaler, by hating Hogwarts Legacy. Saying you should not buy it.

I called it Hatewarts Legacy, and figured I should share that!

Don’t forget we moved!

https://brandmu.day/

RL Peeves