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Challenge: Post Your Worst Pose From Your Oldest Log
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I spent ten minutes of my life finding an x-men verse LiveJournal, saw that I attached an Avril Lavigne song to a log, and noped tf out.
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I played in AoL RP chat rooms. They no longer exist for which I forever thankful. I played a character that was probably a self insert based on Legend of Dragoon that was obviously the Thunder Dragoon and Divine Dragoon. At the same time. Because of course. Also claimed the Dragon Buster swords.
OC character do not steal.
My god I was so cringe.
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@helvetica said in Challenge: Post Your Worst Pose From Your Oldest Log:
I spent ten minutes of my life finding an x-men verse LiveJournal, saw that I attached an Avril Lavigne song to a log, and noped tf out.
In looking through logs to try to find @Kalakh things to cringe about, I forgot to factor in that I am also in these logs because they are my logs.
Mission failed successfully!
Not only did I find a log of me RPing and metaposing with myself in a scene full of people not acknowledging me (oh god save me), but I was stealing quotes left and right from whatever video game I was playing at the time.
I seemed to have been playing Zone of the Enders at the time, because I was quoting the character of ‘Viola’ in that game repeatedly, and my ‘@doing’ (For all intents and purposes, the ‘Quote’ field for Redwall MUCK characters) was the character’s penultimate quote:
“Will you answer one stupid question? … was I strong?”
Just… that. As my advertisement for who my character was. Pain.
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I don’t save many of my logs, so I thought this would be a fool’s errand. What I do remember is that teenage Jumpy wanted to be liked, so she figured that smiling would be a great way to be likeable. But not just any smile, these were grins. There were grins and nods and grins and says and so much grinning that I can’t imagine anyone thinking I was anything short of creepy as hell.
Anyway, I went looking for logs and I found something better, myself GMing in an AOL chat room for some of my friends. I gave it a quick scroll-through and summarily died of laughter when I saw this line describing a hallway in a castle.
A 6-foot by 6-foot square of odd glowing darkness sending bad energy vibes and brain pain seems to be what the guards are guarding. There’s a locked door further down the hall.
I’m sorry, what?
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@Jumpscare I def have ‘brain pain’ in my hallway.
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I found a few from MUD days like 12 years ago and I now want the world to consume me whole. Thanks.
You smile at Harriet, “Alree’ ge’ yah’elf 'ady…”
You amusedly smile, “Gu’d 'dea.”
You slowly push yourself from a small, simple table, “Wanna 'rink?”
Imagine having to RP with that. I apologise to any I subjected to that and I must have thought I was the height of comedy in 2010.
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@Whisky Big Meet Joe Black vibes from this.
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@Pavel - I honestly don’t even know what it is trying to imitate. They were a sailor so I guess I was like “this is how pirates speak” or something.
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A quick dive into hell and @Solstice produced a log where I’m not only having a conversation between two characters I was playing, but one of them had this kind of dialogue:
Saiph smirks a little. “So were you, hrm, though not nearly as good as I was. That temper, as always. Hrm.” He reaches a paw to his belt and pulls out the knife, promptly dropping it to the ground. It’s hard to tell whether he dropped it on purpose or not, but either way, it doesn’t seem to bother the marten. And the blade itself looks too dull to cut weeds. “Hrm, well, what are you going to do…hrm, Kevarr that’s right. I see you’re still calling yourself that.”
hrm hrm hrm hrm hrmhrmhrmhrm hrm
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Last night I dreamed that I was playing with @Meg on her first day of RP and for some reason I had to like physically tackle her in order to (lovingly) explain that you shouldn’t thoughtpose.
as previously stated, good day.
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@farfalla look! I did know that thought posing wasn’t Great at that point, but I was playing with a TELEPATH.
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I hate the OP for making this thread. I should have thought of it ages ago! <fistshake>
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I found more cringe and it is “poetry” that a character of mine would have entered in. I do not understand the beat as I am poetry-deaf but I probably was just really keen to give it a go.
Now I am for sure going to go in the corner there and die inside.
Is the winemaker waiting?
I cannot help but stop and look at the deep merlot.
How colourful is just the glass,
To get me wondering if the merlot is ready.The Simply Sin, that’s really best,
Above all others is the Sin.
Are you sat upset by how great it is?
Does it tear you apart to see the Sin so better?How happy is the sweet pinot!
A pinot is thin. a pinot is quick,
The pinot is basic, we know.Grape is, in its way, the sweet water of wine.
Does the grape make you wonder?
Does it?The maker that’s really striking,
Above all others is the winemaker.
Now they are just the thing,
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@DrQuinn said in Challenge: Post Your Worst Pose From Your Oldest Log:
My oldest log is an actual journal where I transcribed an entire IRC window’s worth of RP one night.
I was 15. It was bad. Poses ended with smilie or winkie faces. I can’t even post the character names because I’m pretty sure the guy who ran the channel still googles himself constantly. I also swear they wrote Elf Only Inn about him.
My oldest RP scenes were on DigiChat games that didn’t have logs. They had screenshots you had to take if you wanted to save something, but… but…
This did remind of the fact that I used to have the phone number for the Vampire ST for the New Orleans section of the White Wolf chats saved in my contacts under “Elf Lord”. Poor Phil didn’t know whether to be furious, amused, or just sigh at the shit he had to moderate when he found out.
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I tried to do this. I remember a time Tat’s firestarter mutant threatened to light my character on fire and he perked back, “Then we’d both be really hot!”
The logs are all still out there but I ran cringing from my own ic email circa 2005 and had to stop looking. I can’t. I can’t do it. You win, thread.
Edit: it’s also possible I’m stealing Tat’s gag here. I don’t remember. It was 2005. I remember cackling and shouting?
let it be a challenge to you
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Sadly, I lost all logs from my first 8 years of MU*ing in a computer death, but here’s one from A Moment in Tyme in 2002:
Mason’s first breath comes back out in a rather distinct word, that word being, “Ow.” He then shakes his head, wiping off his face with the back of his hand and then wheezing out, “I don’t know what hurts worse… my eyes or my stomach.”
I don’t know if it’s bad so much as it’s just awkward.
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I found an old, old, so old, IRC log:
*** Action: G sighs and drinks his Ale
*** Action: G mutters to himself
*** Action: K glances at G
<G> So…I’m the War Chief now…
*** Action: P glares at K
*** Action: G sighs and drinks his Ale
*** Action: C looks at G “That frog thing can be cured”
It’s all like that. Nothing longer than a line, lots of smilies. True smilies. Smilies before emoji smilies. The forum doesn’t even understand them and has to translate.
I had completely forgotten that I started this hobby by waving a hand and dropping yaks on people’s heads.
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@sao I’m legit offended that you remember this log poorly, as it is one of my FAVORITE ping pongs of all time. I even did log COMMENTARY for it (yes, there was a time we did COMMENTARY on logs on games I was on).
Also, that joke was fantastic, shut up.
Sabitha finally raises her head to grin at him. “Can you imagine,” she says, attempting solemnity, “You and me. Facing off. And you with an epee?”
“Well, I wouldn’t duel an unarmed partner,” Percy sniffs. “That would be unsportsmanlike.”
“I take judo,” Sabby informs him solemnly.
“I wouldn’t know how to fight an unarmed partner with a sword,” Percy explains.
“I could set you on fire. I’m good at that.”
“I could, um.” Percy tilts his head. “I could make you really horny.”
“And /then/,” Sabby says with horrified delight. “We’d both be really hot.”
Percy looks at her. He says, “Oh my God,” and starts laughing.
Sabitha is gone again, lost to incontrollable giggles.
Percy buries his face in his hands, forward lean supported by the press of elbows against the table. His shoulders shake.
Sabitha’s foot jabs out at Percy’s under the table, a snapping kick as she tries to gain control.
Percy hisses out a long breath, shaking his head as he drops his hands. “That was /awful/.”
Sabitha takes a minute longer, and when she stops, she has to wipe at her eyes, drying moisture. “I /know/,” she says.
“Holy fuck,” says Percy.
“You love me,” Sabby tells him, beaming.
“I must,” Percy says, slowly shaking his head.
“You /adore/ me,” Sabby says, and grins at him.
“I’m out of my goddamned mind.”
March 2006
