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      RightMeow @Testament
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      @Testament

      Good on you for doing something that makes you feel better! Remember non-scale victories are the best victories.

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        junipersky Administrators
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        Trying hard not to cry because people are so nice. I brought my brother’s service dog to a Starbucks so he could get out, and I could get some work done while I’m here. Levi (service dog) is the well trained, but he did jump up when I accidently gave the command my brother uses when he wants Levi to give his wallet to the cashier. Not perfect service dog behavior. Totally embarrassed, I got a drink and he got a pupcup and I went to put it down so he could go outside and eat it. (His training forbids eating/drinking inside anywhere but his home.)

        Of course, I’m clumsy, so I spill my drink EVERYWHERE. Poor Levi is confused and his training breaks and so he barks. The amazing people here tell me it’s okay and clean everything up while I take him outside to calm down and eat his cup.

        It would be SO EASY for them to go, “Nope, NOPE NOPE NOPE.” on him coming back in after that. Especially since he isn’t MY mobility dog, but brother’s. (We take him with us into public to help keep up his training since brother’s disability makes this continued training hard.) But they didn’t. They got me a new drink and didn’t bat an eye at him.

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        • crawfishC
          crawfish
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          happy random confession from tired me:

          there are pages and pages of puns on accounting online. I keep one opening at all times. I’m truly happy it exists.

          I draw things! http://www.mahaldoodles.com

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            bear_necessities @crawfish
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            @crawfish there’s an /r/accounting on reddit, an instagram focused solely on accounting memes, and many other accounting funny resources too!

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            • crawfishC
              crawfish @bear_necessities
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              @bear_necessities No I just need puns. It’s just for @Herja . Accounting puns are our love language.

              I draw things! http://www.mahaldoodles.com

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                Pavel @crawfish
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                @crawfish said in Real life happy:

                @bear_necessities No I just need puns. It’s just for @Herja . Accounting puns are our love language.

                Well, it’s a credit to you both.

                He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
                BE AN ADULT

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                • HerjaH
                  Herja
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                  I hate everything about this.

                  lol lmao

                  It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me

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                  • crawfishC
                    crawfish @Pavel
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                    @Pavel said in Real life happy:

                    @crawfish said in Real life happy:

                    @bear_necessities No I just need puns. It’s just for @Herja . Accounting puns are our love language.

                    Well, it’s a credit to you both.

                    Frankly I’m shocked she hasn’t slammed me with a gif that’s full of meteors or ‘GET OUT’

                    I draw things! http://www.mahaldoodles.com

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                    • crawfishC
                      crawfish @Herja
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                      @Herja awww ilu tho

                      I draw things! http://www.mahaldoodles.com

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                      • PavelP
                        Pavel
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                        Don’t make me put you two in the Rough and Rowdy section.

                        He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
                        BE AN ADULT

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                          Testament @Pavel
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                          @Pavel something something safeword something something

                          I don't know what I'm doing. Poke at Seven Nations sevennations.aresmush.com port 2021

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                            Pavel @Testament
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                            @Testament said in Real life happy:

                            @Pavel something something safeword something something

                            I will turn this forum around!

                            He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
                            BE AN ADULT

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                              RightMeow
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                              So are we talking accountant - accountant or TikTok accountant?

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                                RightMeow
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                                Double post because I don’t believe in double post rules (nor drinking water when told to). I’m in my last week at the current job and it’s so freeing. The director likes to scream at my department in meetings. Today is meeting. I thought about it and was like, “Nah, I’m going to pass today.” Which got sort of a blink of confusion. This led to, “I’m out in three days. Why would I want to spend one of them in a meeting getting yelled at about something I can’t change that has passed, or something that will be happening when I’m not here? In fact, since that was all left on my calendar. I’m going to head out for the day and use some of my vacation time left. Have a great day, see you tomorrow.”

                                Then I booked a massage for the day after my last day. I’m telling you, I should have bit the bullet and did this a year or two ago.

                                Also, thank you for letting me share that here. Carry on. ❤

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                                  Snackness @RightMeow
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                                  @RightMeow The final fuck-all-y’all days of a job are so sweet.

                                  you have no power

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                                    RightMeow @Snackness
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                                    @Snackness

                                    To be fair, I did actually utter the phrase: Is that insubordination? Isn’t that a 3 day suspension? I’m willing to play the odds and take it. 🙂

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                                      crawfish @Herja
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                                      @Herja

                                      When an accountant gets a new door, they adjust their entry.

                                      I draw things! http://www.mahaldoodles.com

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                                        sao @RightMeow
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                                        @RightMeow said in Real life happy:

                                        Double post because I don’t believe in double post rules (nor drinking water when told to). I’m in my last week at the current job and it’s so freeing. The director likes to scream at my department in meetings. Today is meeting. I thought about it and was like, “Nah, I’m going to pass today.” Which got sort of a blink of confusion. This led to, “I’m out in three days. Why would I want to spend one of them in a meeting getting yelled at about something I can’t change that has passed, or something that will be happening when I’m not here? In fact, since that was all left on my calendar. I’m going to head out for the day and use some of my vacation time left. Have a great day, see you tomorrow.”

                                        Then I booked a massage for the day after my last day. I’m telling you, I should have bit the bullet and did this a year or two ago.

                                        Also, thank you for letting me share that here. Carry on. ❤

                                        Ok but drink some water it’s 90 degrees

                                        let it be a challenge to you

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                                          shit-piss-love
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                                          Every time I see this Polish troupe LARPing as Americans https://www.boredpanda.com/roleplaying-4th-of-july-larp-poland/

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                                            Herja @shit-piss-love
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                                            @shit-piss-love ngl, those look like people I could be related to

                                            lol lmao

                                            It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me

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