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    • NoraaaN
      Noraaa
      last edited by

      making mental note to scrap NPC Larry the Prince idea

      also…

      @Ashkuri said in Numetal/Retromux:

      WOD players are you guys okay??

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      • MisterBoringM
        MisterBoring @Gashlycrumb
        last edited by MisterBoring

        @Gashlycrumb said in Numetal/Retromux:

        Larry Leader tells your PC, “Fuck you, you useless fuck. Now lick my asshole for a few hours every week if you want me to give you the chance to do something that will benefit me and almost certainly harm you. I will not pay you for it. I won’t even let it improve your reputation if I can prevent that, and I can.”

        So your PC does it 'cause that’s good RP?

        No. Your character’s IC response to being asked is normally where the good RP happens. Though perhaps in some cases the response leads to the same request and repetition is the definition of insanity.

        Proud Member of the Pro-Mummy Alliance

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        • JennkrystJ
          Jennkryst @Wizz
          last edited by

          @Wizz said in Numetal/Retromux:

          y’all. go outside. for…like…a while.

          being in this headspace is just Not Good, for anyone involved.

          I work in food service. I mu for pretend fun times, not to put up with the same kind of shit I at least get paid for at work.

          Mummy Pun? MUMMY PUN!
          She/her

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          • somasatoriS
            somasatori @Ashkuri
            last edited by

            @Ashkuri said in Numetal/Retromux:

            WOD players are you guys okay??

            laughs in 30 years of MUSH history

            "And the Fool says, pointing to the invertebrate fauna feeding in the graves: 'Here a monarchy reigns, mightier than you: His Majesty the Worm.'"
            Italo Calvino, The Castle of Crossed Destines

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            • GashlycrumbG
              Gashlycrumb @MisterBoring
              last edited by

              @MisterBoring

              Bold to assume that Larry Leader was asking. As if it was a normal RPG story where Lord Larry Leader fills the narrative role of plot-hook-distributor and says, “You peasants, bring me the head of Fred the Foe or I’ll set these puppies on fire!” Yeah, that’s fun, and my IC response is where the fun tends to happen.

              But no, that’s not the situation I am describing. Larry’s not asking. There are no negative consequences to Larry if he waits forever to make a move on that head, so he can do it himself when he feels like it, or give it to his bestie, or forget about it. Any loot or interesting information picked up from going to get the head will be his.

              "This is Liberty Hall; you can spit on the mat and call the cat a bastard!"
              – A. Bertram Chandler

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              • PavelP
                Pavel
                last edited by Pavel

                Just picture the prat in your tabletop group who whines “but it’s what my character would do” becomes your supervisor at work. That’s the level of shitfuckery we’re talking about here—I don’t have the exact same experience as Gashly but it’s been going on in WoD (at least) for the past coughcoughcough decades that we all know the dance steps.

                He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
                BE AN ADULT

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                • PrototartP
                  Prototart @somasatori
                  last edited by

                  @somasatori said in Numetal/Retromux:

                  @Ashkuri said in Numetal/Retromux:

                  WOD players are you guys okay??

                  laughs in 30 years of MUSH history

                  I started doing this as a pre-teen, there was never a chance.

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                  • AriaA
                    Aria @Ashkuri
                    last edited by

                    @Ashkuri said in Numetal/Retromux:

                    WOD players are you guys okay??

                    When have we ever been?

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                    • PavelP
                      Pavel @Aria
                      last edited by

                      @Aria Hey. I was perfectly okay for approximately 37 minutes on Thursday, January 15th, 1987, between 00:04 and 00:41.

                      He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
                      BE AN ADULT

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                      • somasatoriS
                        somasatori @Pavel
                        last edited by

                        @Pavel said in Numetal/Retromux:

                        @Aria Hey. I was perfectly okay for approximately 37 minutes on Thursday, January 15th, 1987, between 00:04 and 00:41.

                        Oh yeah! I remember that, I think we were there at the same time, but I can’t seem to remember the name of the woman you were with. What was her full, unmarried name again?

                        "And the Fool says, pointing to the invertebrate fauna feeding in the graves: 'Here a monarchy reigns, mightier than you: His Majesty the Worm.'"
                        Italo Calvino, The Castle of Crossed Destines

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                        • PavelP
                          Pavel @somasatori
                          last edited by

                          @somasatori said in Numetal/Retromux:

                          What was her full, unmarried name again?

                          Мамочка.

                          He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
                          BE AN ADULT

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                          • PrototartP
                            Prototart @Pavel
                            last edited by

                            @Pavel said in Numetal/Retromux:

                            @somasatori said in Numetal/Retromux:

                            What was her full, unmarried name again?

                            Мамочка.

                            активированный

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                            • JennkrystJ
                              Jennkryst @Pavel
                              last edited by

                              @Pavel said in Numetal/Retromux:

                              @Aria Hey. I was perfectly okay for approximately 37 minutes on Thursday, January 15th, 1987, between 00:04 and 00:41.

                              Weird, I was happy for at least 10 years after that. Maybe it has something to do with where you grew up, what was the name of the street you lived on?

                              Mummy Pun? MUMMY PUN!
                              She/her

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                              • PavelP
                                Pavel
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                                He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
                                BE AN ADULT

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                                • WizzW
                                  Wizz @Jennkryst
                                  last edited by Wizz

                                  @Jennkryst said in Numetal/Retromux:

                                  @Wizz said in Numetal/Retromux:

                                  y’all. go outside. for…like…a while.

                                  being in this headspace is just Not Good, for anyone involved.

                                  I work in food service. I mu for pretend fun times, not to put up with the same kind of shit I at least get paid for at work.

                                  okay, I never suggested you put up with it. I am telling you your plan is just a power fantasy and that scenario would never play out the way it does in your head.

                                  at best, you suddenly make a single dice roll (there’s…no “I automatically stab him and kill him” button), staff steps in and reiterates that they have already explicitly told you they will not run this scene. you push the issue and you’re shown the door and remembered as that uncomfortable weirdo who wouldn’t take no for an answer.

                                  just save yourself a lot of grief? if a game is not working for you, be an adult and leave. post your reasons why here, and because you’re behaving reasonably way more people are likely to listen and consider it or approach staff with their complaints, change may happen, etc.

                                  from an objective third party, there is no chance, zero, none, that “I stand up to staff by forcing them into a combat scenario and everyone claps!” works. please understand that I am being frank with you in hopes that it helps, not to mock you.

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