Baldur's Gate 3

Solstice

Just wiped out the spoiler in the previous tag. Weird spoiler tag being weird. I resume it noooow and hopefully it doesn’t continue to weird at me.

Anyhow, I agree that he starts to say progressively nicer things in confidence with the PC, but that never seems to reflect his actual impactful decisions. Him being largely unwilling to put his money where his fangs are is what made me want to write him off in my Durge playthrough - I felt like he was a total waste of effort because after all the time I spent trying to make him see that he doesn’t have to be a dick, his capstone quest has him be a monumental dick unless you choose the one out of 5 options that strokes his ego enough to have him not consume the lives of people he already destroyed the happiness of. And even after save-scumming to pick that correct option, dude was still huffy about my choice to release the captive children he kidnapped and allowed to die (What the fuck Astarion.)

Like, I dunno, the parallel would be dating Ashley or something in Mass Effect. She grows to care for you, and says nice things to you, but at the end of the day she’s still a big 'ol Space Racist.

So I think the capstone quest definitely earns him that little ray of sunshine in the ending.

Great character. Entertaining as hell. Pretty irredeemable as a person.

All that said:

I have fallen hard for his voice actor.

Aria

@Solstice said in Baldur’s Gate 3:

Unrelated:

Astarion Goose needs to be a mod.

https://youtu.be/6CNAL3kFRDo

There are TWO animated versions of Goosetarion on TikTok and I watch one of them every day, then giggle like a complete fucking idiot at that laugh of his.

I have fallen hard for his voice actor.

It’s been a miserably stressful few weeks at work, the amount of stupid TikTok videos (including Goosetarion) about this game and this character has seriously become a stress-release valve, and the amount of gleeful nonsense and kind engagement this man has with the game’s fanbase is just . I have very strong opinions on the character, his background, and his ending – including just being floored that Larian would explore those topics in a game, on a male character – but regardless of whether or not people agree…

Neil Newbon is hilarious and awesome. This is objective fact.

crawfish

@Solstice He waited four years to play the game and literally just started. He has it up on his YouTube channel and seems to post at least once a week.

Here is part one.

He’s adorable.

Aria

@crawfish said in Baldur’s Gate 3:

@Solstice He waited four years to play the game and literally just started. He has it up on his YouTube channel and seems to post at least once a week.

Here is part one.

He’s adorable.

I had the first 25 minutes or so of that playing in the background while getting ready for work the other day. Listening to him go through the agonizing over what stat to make his dump stat and whether or not he could cope with a low Charisma was both amusing and relatable.

Solstice

@crawfish

Bless you for bringing this into my life.

TNP

So, wanting to play a druid plus finding Karlach who I love led to difficult party decisions. Astarion was a must for his thiefly skills and Shadowheart because everyone needs a cleric. But Gale was a must as spell support.

Until I found a tip online. Druids and clerics can take 1 level of wizard. This lets you learn spells from scrolls and cast wizard spells equivalent to your casting level, not limiting you to just level 1 wizard spells. You can put them in any of your spells slots as normal. Granted, they’ll use intelligence and not wisdom/charisma but there are a lot of great spells where that doesn’t matter. Plus it gets you the friends cantrip so your persuade works better if you don’t have a high charisma.

Bye bye Gale.

Vulgar Boy

I’m still just dicking around in the first area.

The characters are like “WE NEED TO REMOVE THESE BRAIN WORMS!!!” and I’m like shut up dipshit, you need to explore these random ruins. We can deal with your stupid brain worm once we have enough old dishes and cups to fill the inventory of every member of the party.

Also, I hate Astarion because he’s already become the inspiration for MUSHdom’s dorkiest people to play him badly.

I already survived the Mad Hattering of 2010. No more, please.

Solstice

I-I liked the early hair!

…and sad poems.

Aria

There is now an official Goostarion themesong, as sung by Neil Newbon himself. You’re welcome.

Cobalt

I MESSED EVERYTHING UP WHOOPS TIME TO SAVE SCUM

Mega spoilers:

no matter how much you love shadowheart WAIT to finish her quest in act 2 until after you go murder your way through moonrise towers, whoops, poor sad abandoned tieflings

Vulgar Boy

Whoops. Cut off Gale’s hand.

Oh well. I probably wasn’t ever gonna use him.

Solstice

@Cobalt

Yeaaaaaah, I messed that up too. Wasn’t willing to redo the 20ish hours over again, but felt terrible.

Roz

I FORTUNATELY got warned about that one and avoided it. I definitely would have been heartbroken.

Cobalt

@Roz @Solstice luckily I save often and had a save literally right before the point of no return, and had checked my journal right after.

So it isn’t too much time lost, but I was like “wait what— oh crap, let’s back up a moment…”

I also have a journal bug that gave me a heart attack. It says Halsin left me, but he really didn’t. It apparently happens if you go back to an act one area, but he actually doesn’t leave he

wont go with you if you go to an act one area

Aria

…Gale just pointed out that I haven’t had a proper bath in at least a tenday, but it’s cool because he likes my musk. After telling me about his deep, personal relationship with his cat.

I fucking can’t with this guy.

gale

Pyrephox

@Aria He’s SO FUCKING BAD at flirting that for me it wraps back around to adorable.

Aria

@Pyrephox said in Baldur’s Gate 3:

@Aria He’s SO FUCKING BAD at flirting that for me it wraps back around to adorable.

I think what got me was that he was talking about nights reading in front of the fireplace with his companion and I just, like, assumed he was going on about Mystra again?

And then dialog options were like, “Gale, are you talking about your cat??”

At which pointmy brain shorted out because I was like, “Wait, IS he waxing poetic about his cat?!”

Yes. Yes, he was. It was hilarious and I kind of love Larian for generating that much of a WTF reaction from me and my character. Right until he brought up being unwashed and into it, which made it weird again.

bear_necessities

@Aria after essentially not talking to Gale thru Act 1 and most of Act 2, he just the other night sat me down and told me he was in love with me. I just stared at my screen like what the fuck??? We’ve never even had a moment!

Tez

@bear_necessities Frankly I think this just speaks to how well they captured the heart and soul of an entitled white male.*

Don’t come after me, Gale-lovers. I love him too.

Aria

@Tez said in Baldur’s Gate 3:

@bear_necessities Frankly I think this just speaks to how well they captured the heart and soul of an entitled white male.*

Don’t come after me, Gale-lovers. I love him too.

^This. There is a whole lot of weird misogyny in the BG3 meme world that pretty much boils down to “Why don’t women like Gale, who is clearly such a NICE GUY?”

Bro. You answered your own question.

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Baldur's Gate 3