Brand MU Day

    • Register
    • Login
    • Search
    • Categories
    • Recent
    • Tags
    • Popular
    • Users
    • Groups
    • Mustard

    Weirdest Things You've Researched for MU*s

    Game Gab
    50
    106
    1560
    Loading More Posts
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
    • Roz
      Roz last edited by

      What would make the FBI do a double-take at your search history? I think this is particularly common for GMs looking up stuff for story purposes.

      Mine is Russian nuclear security!

      she/her | playlist

      L. B. Heuschkel 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 5
      • L. B. Heuschkel
        L. B. Heuschkel @Roz last edited by

        I’ve got some research on natural poisons and satanic rites that ought to draw a bit of interest.

        Any pronouns. Come to Chincoteague. We have ponies. http://keys.aresmush.com

        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 5
        • Whisky
          Whisky last edited by

          What is the average amount of time someone can remain under water until they drown?

          What happens when you are nearly drowning?

          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 5
          • helvetica
            helvetica last edited by

            Bleach-based carcinogens. shifts eyes

            Street Cred

            1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 4
            • Aria
              Aria last edited by Aria

              Okay, I need a clarification on the rules here. Are we asking what’s the weirdest thing that I’ve researched or what’s most likely to draw the attention of governmental entities? Because these are not the same question – at least not in my case.

              E 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 3
              • Third Eye
                Third Eye last edited by

                The easy answer is bioweapons and what they’re actually capable of/how they work, because a player was once really enthusiastic about using them in a PrP and their pitch seemed technically wrong in several regards (spoiler: it was). Also the standard ‘how to make an explosive device’ that comes up so often in this hobby of ours (not hard!).

                Though I think the thing I spent the most time Googling and being vaguely stressed about was basic car knowledge when I played an auto mechanic, because 80% of players actually do no more about this shit than I do. But I kind of understand what a clutch does now.

                I want something else to get me through this
                Semi-charmed kinda life, baby, baby
                I want something else, I'm not listening when you say good-bye

                She/Her or They/Them

                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 8
                • A
                  Apos last edited by

                  Types of salt. Fuck you, lore questions

                  D 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 11
                  • KarmaBum
                    KarmaBum last edited by

                    Waaaaay too many searches for “how to make chloroform” and “how much chloroform does it take to kill a person.”

                    A Game With Zombies • https://gamewithzombies.com/

                    1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 8
                    • D
                      dvoraen @Apos last edited by

                      @Apos said in Weirdest Things You've Researched for MU*s:

                      Types of salt. Fuck you, lore questions

                      So you’re telling me, that in your time answering lore questions, that no one asked you about all the contraception types?

                      A Roz 2 Replies Last reply Reply Quote 0
                      • shit-piss-love
                        shit-piss-love last edited by

                        The complete history of undergarments.

                        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
                        • M
                          mietze last edited by

                          Which animals fart and which don’t. (for Arx)

                          Snackness 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 6
                          • Aria
                            Aria last edited by

                            Well, subsequent posts answered my question.

                            If you want the ones most likely to alarm the FBI, it would probably either be assassination attempts on Ronald Reagan or the markets for Soviet missiles and nuclear weaponry after the fall of the USSR.

                            If you want just straight up weird, it would probably be prehistorical tattooing or raku pottery techniques.

                            You’re also welcome to my knowledge of the territorial behavior of weasels and pre-Victorian literary references to dildoes if you ever need it.

                            Pavel 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 4
                            • A
                              Apos @dvoraen last edited by

                              @dvoraen The thing is on a MU you expect to answer sex stuff. You don’t really expect to spend time googling about the color, texture and taste comparisons of different kinds of salt. So many flavors to choose from, and I’m still salty about it.

                              Roz 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 8
                              • E
                                eye8urcake @Aria last edited by

                                @Aria said in Weirdest Things You've Researched for MU*s:

                                Okay, I need a clarification on the rules here. Are we asking what’s the weirdest thing that I’ve researched or what’s most likely to draw the attention of governmental entities? Because these are not the same question – at least not in my case.

                                why not both

                                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
                                • E
                                  eye8urcake last edited by

                                  The web construction and mating habits of orb-weaver spiders.

                                  1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 4
                                  • Roz
                                    Roz @dvoraen last edited by

                                    @dvoraen said in Weirdest Things You've Researched for MU*s:

                                    @Apos said in Weirdest Things You've Researched for MU*s:

                                    Types of salt. Fuck you, lore questions

                                    So you’re telling me, that in your time answering lore questions, that no one asked you about all the contraception types?

                                    have you not seen lore birth control

                                    she/her | playlist

                                    1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 4
                                    • Snackness
                                      Snackness @mietze last edited by

                                      @mietze I have a whole book about that.

                                      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                      • Roz
                                        Roz @Apos last edited by

                                        @Apos said in Weirdest Things You've Researched for MU*s:

                                        @dvoraen The thing is on a MU you expect to answer sex stuff. You don’t really expect to spend time googling about the color, texture and taste comparisons of different kinds of salt. So many flavors to choose from, and I’m still salty about it.

                                        i don’t even see a salt entry in the lore files!!

                                        she/her | playlist

                                        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 3
                                        • Aria
                                          Aria last edited by Aria

                                          Ohh, wait. I totally forgot about the time I had to research how many toes ungulates had entirely because of VASpider.

                                          If you played on Haunted Memories back in the day and ever wondered why we had a very specific and obnoxious rule about having your Fang & Talon contracts labelled by scientific genus, it’s because most people would submit their request with labels like “dogs” or “monkeys” or whatever, which was easy and reasonable. VASpider, meanwhile, had a habit of submitting their requests to us with annoyingly and deliberately vague terms that would lump together what most people would consider far too broad in an attempt to game the system. Then the entire Changeling staff would spend either an afternoon arguing amongst themselves or arguing with Spider about their request.

                                          When it reached the point that I was literally Googling the number of animal toes because they’d put in a request for “even-toed ungulates”, I finally lost my shit and decided that everyone was going have their Fang & Talon contracts listed by scientific genus now because I was not going to have this argument every single month. Loki told me I had to apply a rule change that was standardized and clear instead of telling them to just fuck off with this nonsense and that was the result.

                                          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 3
                                          • crawfish
                                            crawfish last edited by

                                            Mineral composition based on geographical locations and geological history.

                                            I draw things! http://www.mahaldoodles.com

                                            Tori 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 7
                                            • First post
                                              Last post