Short Funnies

[KarmaBum]

@IoleRae best 56 seconds i’ve spent in recent memory

[Arkandel]

[Arkandel]

[Sammich]

@IoleRae The alien with the long shnozz making the record scratch noise at 35 seconds is the best part.

[GF]

Here’s one I hope a bilingual person will get a laugh out of.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRsJk667/

[Wizz]

[Testament]

@Wizz I hate myself that I laughed at this.

[Wizz]

seemed apropos with all these starwars going on here lately

[Arkandel]

[dvoraen]

@Arkandel I always liked that one. It cracked me up.

ETA - GET IT? CRACKED UP IS A MIRROR JOKE. I’m not sorry.

[Wizz]

[Cobalt]

[GF]

@Cobalt It’s honestly the DM’s fault for naming the goblin “Sam Smorkle.”

[Arkandel]

[Aria]

I think this is supposed to be memes and pictures, not short stories…

But I can’t stop laughing, so here we go.

I live in a major city. In my neighborhood, every house has a little stoop shared with the house next to it. Almost none of them are covered, let alone enclosed. The porch piracy is real and frequent and incredibly annoying.

As of this morning, there is a woman on Nextdoor complaining about how someone stole an outgoing package off of her porch. She’s very upset about this because it was being sent in for medical testing and now she has to get another testing kit and go through the process all over again. I completely understand why she’s upset and I sympathize with her.

But…

BUT.

(Butt.)

The package they stole contains a Cologuard testing kit. The neighborhood porch pirate stole an actual, literal BOX OF HUMAN SHIT off of her front step.

Sometimes, every now and then, the universe is:

[De Villefort]

@Arkandel
“Bath tub full of d6s” - Ah, the memories!