Real life happy

[junipersky]

Trying hard not to cry because people are so nice. I brought my brother’s service dog to a Starbucks so he could get out, and I could get some work done while I’m here. Levi (service dog) is the well trained, but he did jump up when I accidently gave the command my brother uses when he wants Levi to give his wallet to the cashier. Not perfect service dog behavior. Totally embarrassed, I got a drink and he got a pupcup and I went to put it down so he could go outside and eat it. (His training forbids eating/drinking inside anywhere but his home.)

Of course, I’m clumsy, so I spill my drink EVERYWHERE. Poor Levi is confused and his training breaks and so he barks. The amazing people here tell me it’s okay and clean everything up while I take him outside to calm down and eat his cup.

It would be SO EASY for them to go, “Nope, NOPE NOPE NOPE.” on him coming back in after that. Especially since he isn’t MY mobility dog, but brother’s. (We take him with us into public to help keep up his training since brother’s disability makes this continued training hard.) But they didn’t. They got me a new drink and didn’t bat an eye at him.

[crawfish]

happy random confession from tired me:

there are pages and pages of puns on accounting online. I keep one opening at all times. I’m truly happy it exists.

[bear_necessities]

@crawfish there’s an /r/accounting on reddit, an instagram focused solely on accounting memes, and many other accounting funny resources too!

[crawfish]

@bear_necessities No I just need puns. It’s just for @Herja . Accounting puns are our love language.

[Pavel]

@crawfish said in Real life happy:

@bear_necessities No I just need puns. It’s just for @Herja . Accounting puns are our love language.

Well, it’s a credit to you both.

[Herja]

I hate everything about this.

[crawfish]

@Pavel said in Real life happy:

@crawfish said in Real life happy:

@bear_necessities No I just need puns. It’s just for @Herja . Accounting puns are our love language.

Well, it’s a credit to you both.

Frankly I’m shocked she hasn’t slammed me with a gif that’s full of meteors or ‘GET OUT’

[crawfish]

@Herja awww ilu tho

[Pavel]

Don’t make me put you two in the Rough and Rowdy section.

[Testament]

@Pavel something something safeword something something

[Pavel]

@Testament said in Real life happy:

@Pavel something something safeword something something

I will turn this forum around!

[RightMeow]

So are we talking accountant - accountant or TikTok accountant?

[RightMeow]

Double post because I don’t believe in double post rules (nor drinking water when told to). I’m in my last week at the current job and it’s so freeing. The director likes to scream at my department in meetings. Today is meeting. I thought about it and was like, “Nah, I’m going to pass today.” Which got sort of a blink of confusion. This led to, “I’m out in three days. Why would I want to spend one of them in a meeting getting yelled at about something I can’t change that has passed, or something that will be happening when I’m not here? In fact, since that was all left on my calendar. I’m going to head out for the day and use some of my vacation time left. Have a great day, see you tomorrow.”

Then I booked a massage for the day after my last day. I’m telling you, I should have bit the bullet and did this a year or two ago.

Also, thank you for letting me share that here. Carry on.

[Snackness]

@RightMeow The final fuck-all-y’all days of a job are so sweet.

[RightMeow]

@Snackness

To be fair, I did actually utter the phrase: Is that insubordination? Isn’t that a 3 day suspension? I’m willing to play the odds and take it.

[crawfish]

@Herja

When an accountant gets a new door, they adjust their entry.

[sao]

@RightMeow said in Real life happy:

Double post because I don’t believe in double post rules (nor drinking water when told to). I’m in my last week at the current job and it’s so freeing. The director likes to scream at my department in meetings. Today is meeting. I thought about it and was like, “Nah, I’m going to pass today.” Which got sort of a blink of confusion. This led to, “I’m out in three days. Why would I want to spend one of them in a meeting getting yelled at about something I can’t change that has passed, or something that will be happening when I’m not here? In fact, since that was all left on my calendar. I’m going to head out for the day and use some of my vacation time left. Have a great day, see you tomorrow.”

Then I booked a massage for the day after my last day. I’m telling you, I should have bit the bullet and did this a year or two ago.

Also, thank you for letting me share that here. Carry on.

Ok but drink some water it’s 90 degrees

[shit-piss-love]

Every time I see this Polish troupe LARPing as Americans https://www.boredpanda.com/roleplaying-4th-of-july-larp-poland/

[Herja]

@shit-piss-love ngl, those look like people I could be related to

[shit-piss-love]

@Herja said in Real life happy:

@shit-piss-love ngl, those look like people I could be related to

Are you related to me because I straight up look like one of these people.