I need an adult

[dvoraen]

@Prototart said in I need an adult:

anyway this is now a beauty thread and Erin Parsons found radium lipstick and i am making it everybody’s problem

THO-RADIA

So it’s femme fatale makeup? FEMININE, BUT DEADLY.

10/10 adults needed if those really contain radium.

[Pavel]

@dvoraen said in I need an adult:

FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

The ads write themselves.

[Prototart]

@Pavel said in I need an adult:

@dvoraen said in I need an adult:

FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

The ads write themselves.

we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid

[Pavel]

@Prototart said in I need an adult:

@Pavel said in I need an adult:

@dvoraen said in I need an adult:

FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

The ads write themselves.

we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid

This is from an era before they knew that radiation was dangerous, and a good forty years before the NRC was established.

[Prototart]

@Pavel

i know

for more fun check out the wonders of Radithor, WSJ once did an article on it titled, “The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off”

[Pavel]

@Prototart Radithor 2: They banned us from making it, but not from selling you the ingredients to make it yourself!

[dvoraen]

@Prototart said in I need an adult:

@Pavel said in I need an adult:

@dvoraen said in I need an adult:

FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

The ads write themselves.

we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid

I mean, that kind of makeup is almost literally a glow up.

[Pavel]

@dvoraen

[Jenn]

@dvoraen

Did the radium girls and their glowing watch-face paint brushes teach us nothing?

There was so much GOOD history. Why do we only keep repeating the inanity?

[Aria]

@Jenn