Stupid Memes

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a fainting couch missing one pine leg.

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@Cobalt Look, if if Yik-Yaks is gonna call me out like that, they can at least do it to my face

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how am I both completely blown away and yet not surprised at all by this information

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@Wizz said in Stupid Memes:

how am I both completely blown away and yet not surprised at all by this information

I’m gonna need Brits to harden the fuck up when it comes to rats (seriously?) and geese (understandable, but you’d still WIN).

Everything after goose is just maniac shit.

ETA: having dealt with geese and cats both, I’d like to say that people are wildly overconfident re: housecats if they’re that concerned about geese

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@Wizz said in Stupid Memes:

how am I both completely blown away and yet not surprised at all by this information

Needs separate dot for just Philadelphians.

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@helvetica said in Stupid Memes:

@Wizz said in Stupid Memes:

how am I both completely blown away and yet not surprised at all by this information

Needs separate dot for just Philadelphians.

They’re off the right edge, since the axis only goes to 80%.

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I know the chimpanzee one is under 20% even for Americans but that is still way the fuck too high.

Like if we’re ranking “pick one to fight” in the options from chimp down I’m taking wolf over chimp. Crocodile if I can call “annoy/ flee until it gets bored” a win.

Chimpanzees are faster, stronger, and meaner than you think. That part of Nope (2022) is basically a documentary.

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@insomniac said in Stupid Memes:

Chimpanzees are faster, stronger, and meaner than you think.

They’re also one of the few on the list intelligent (sapient/sentient/whatever) enough to just decide it wants to kill you. You in particular. Right the fuck now.

Also, kangaroo? No. Like… You’d probably survive the encounter. Maybe. If you’re careful. But if you’re physically fighting a male kangaroo, it won’t even notice you’ve hit it.

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FWIW I’ve seen videos of very large men fighting off kangaroos, but yeah. Give me the wolf. Might be able to scare it off. (But probably not, if unarmed means you can’t even grab a big stick that’s nearby)

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@Rinel said in Stupid Memes:

FWIW I’ve seen videos of very large men fighting off kangaroos, but yeah.

I’ve hit a kangaroo with a car and it didn’t seem to much mind, whereas my car needed towing. Adult red kangaroos do not give a fuck.

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@Pavel

Your car is WEAK

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