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Challenge: Post Your Worst Pose From Your Oldest Log
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@eye8urcake said in Challenge: Post Your Worst Pose From Your Oldest Log:
Audrey’s Death is the whole thing, for the masochists out there, assuming the link works. The first 7/8 is a shitty fight (I was always so bad at Haven-fighting, it’s fucking hilarious, @Kestrel has BEEN THERE WATCHING HOW BAD I AM BEFORE and this one is even worse) and the last eighth is just… melodrama gold, IMO.
The link doesn’t work. I demand justice!
Or I would, except I totally forgot about the combat scene we were in together that just wouldn’t end, and now I’m appeased because lol at the memory.
@Solstice said in Challenge: Post Your Worst Pose From Your Oldest Log:
The entire log!? This is bold. Were the smiles and smirks poses, or were they coded reactions? Either way, golden.
Those are (almost) all canned emotes. You type ‘smile’, ‘grin’ or ‘cry’ and it spits out a preset sentence for you. They’re like roleplay emojis.
I did eventually learn to emote, but that was very obviously a mistake:
You have emoted: Lilah is unarmed, where Caes has his sabre and mining pick in close reach, but that doesn’t stop her. Her gaze fixes on his intently for a beat of silent stillness, too, before her hand snakes out towards his throat abruptly with the force of a striking viper, attempting to grab the scruff of his leather tunic. Her form has strength despite its wiry physique, and she uses it to its fullest with surgical expertise, angling each muscle so that it aligns with the greatest push. Sidestepping around him, she attempts to bend his back over the altar and lean over him, her face a hair’s width from his.
Here, @eye8urcake; I hope this makes you feel better about your combat RP. I think that by then you at least knew enough cool words that you didn’t think stringing as many of them together as possible would impress anyone else.
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@Kestrel P sure all I do until the awesomely melodramatic actually SECOND death of the PC (she died at the Envy party like three days earlier to take another PC’s vampirism via a ‘whoever pukes first loses’ wine-drinking contest and was a Temple vampire, lulz) is twitch and shit, because I was too fucking tired from all the endgame nonsense to even function at that point.
Apparently Microsoft buying Pastebin made all my shit ‘offensive’ and it can’t be public’d so if you’re actually interested, here. Die, Die, Die My Audrey
ETA: Honestly, I lovehate that those logs turned up. There’s some phenomenal RP by other people in these that really hit me in the metaphorical nostalgia balls. @WhiteRaven, @Selira, Emda, Snowscoran, Petal, Kirshbia, Salvation (hiss, but still), pof Buffy 3.0, pof Caitlin 2.0 (references for @Kestrel or Haven). I honestly can’t even name them all.
Then I come back three days later as a ghost to be just as fucking ridiculous… Morse code by slamming doors, anyone? How about flowers twisted into letters by unseen beings?
My hobby isn’t necessarily RP, it’s forcing myself to RP so I can see everybody else that’s good at RP’s cool RPS.
ETA: OMG HERE, I FOUND AN IRE (AETOLIA) LOG OF ME BEING A CHILD UNDEAD BEFORE I REALIZED HOW MUCH PEOPLE HATE THEM OR, EVEN WORSE, ‘LIKE’ THEM… Cala Meets Zun.
The rest of this shit gets the torch.
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I spent ten minutes of my life finding an x-men verse LiveJournal, saw that I attached an Avril Lavigne song to a log, and noped tf out.
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I played in AoL RP chat rooms. They no longer exist for which I forever thankful. I played a character that was probably a self insert based on Legend of Dragoon that was obviously the Thunder Dragoon and Divine Dragoon. At the same time. Because of course. Also claimed the Dragon Buster swords.
OC character do not steal.
My god I was so cringe.
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@helvetica said in Challenge: Post Your Worst Pose From Your Oldest Log:
I spent ten minutes of my life finding an x-men verse LiveJournal, saw that I attached an Avril Lavigne song to a log, and noped tf out.
In looking through logs to try to find @Kalakh things to cringe about, I forgot to factor in that I am also in these logs because they are my logs.
Mission failed successfully!
Not only did I find a log of me RPing and metaposing with myself in a scene full of people not acknowledging me (oh god save me), but I was stealing quotes left and right from whatever video game I was playing at the time.
I seemed to have been playing Zone of the Enders at the time, because I was quoting the character of ‘Viola’ in that game repeatedly, and my ‘@doing’ (For all intents and purposes, the ‘Quote’ field for Redwall MUCK characters) was the character’s penultimate quote:
“Will you answer one stupid question? … was I strong?”
Just… that. As my advertisement for who my character was. Pain.
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I don’t save many of my logs, so I thought this would be a fool’s errand. What I do remember is that teenage Jumpy wanted to be liked, so she figured that smiling would be a great way to be likeable. But not just any smile, these were grins. There were grins and nods and grins and says and so much grinning that I can’t imagine anyone thinking I was anything short of creepy as hell.
Anyway, I went looking for logs and I found something better, myself GMing in an AOL chat room for some of my friends. I gave it a quick scroll-through and summarily died of laughter when I saw this line describing a hallway in a castle.
A 6-foot by 6-foot square of odd glowing darkness sending bad energy vibes and brain pain seems to be what the guards are guarding. There’s a locked door further down the hall.
I’m sorry, what?
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@Jumpscare I def have ‘brain pain’ in my hallway.
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I found a few from MUD days like 12 years ago and I now want the world to consume me whole. Thanks.
You smile at Harriet, “Alree’ ge’ yah’elf 'ady…”
You amusedly smile, “Gu’d 'dea.”
You slowly push yourself from a small, simple table, “Wanna 'rink?”
Imagine having to RP with that. I apologise to any I subjected to that and I must have thought I was the height of comedy in 2010.
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@Whisky Big Meet Joe Black vibes from this.
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@Pavel - I honestly don’t even know what it is trying to imitate. They were a sailor so I guess I was like “this is how pirates speak” or something.
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A quick dive into hell and @Solstice produced a log where I’m not only having a conversation between two characters I was playing, but one of them had this kind of dialogue:
Saiph smirks a little. “So were you, hrm, though not nearly as good as I was. That temper, as always. Hrm.” He reaches a paw to his belt and pulls out the knife, promptly dropping it to the ground. It’s hard to tell whether he dropped it on purpose or not, but either way, it doesn’t seem to bother the marten. And the blade itself looks too dull to cut weeds. “Hrm, well, what are you going to do…hrm, Kevarr that’s right. I see you’re still calling yourself that.”
hrm hrm hrm hrm hrmhrmhrmhrm hrm
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Last night I dreamed that I was playing with @Meg on her first day of RP and for some reason I had to like physically tackle her in order to (lovingly) explain that you shouldn’t thoughtpose.
as previously stated, good day.
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@farfalla look! I did know that thought posing wasn’t Great at that point, but I was playing with a TELEPATH.
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I hate the OP for making this thread. I should have thought of it ages ago! <fistshake>
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I found more cringe and it is “poetry” that a character of mine would have entered in. I do not understand the beat as I am poetry-deaf but I probably was just really keen to give it a go.
Now I am for sure going to go in the corner there and die inside.
Is the winemaker waiting?
I cannot help but stop and look at the deep merlot.
How colourful is just the glass,
To get me wondering if the merlot is ready.The Simply Sin, that’s really best,
Above all others is the Sin.
Are you sat upset by how great it is?
Does it tear you apart to see the Sin so better?How happy is the sweet pinot!
A pinot is thin. a pinot is quick,
The pinot is basic, we know.Grape is, in its way, the sweet water of wine.
Does the grape make you wonder?
Does it?The maker that’s really striking,
Above all others is the winemaker.
Now they are just the thing,
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@DrQuinn said in Challenge: Post Your Worst Pose From Your Oldest Log:
My oldest log is an actual journal where I transcribed an entire IRC window’s worth of RP one night.
I was 15. It was bad. Poses ended with smilie or winkie faces. I can’t even post the character names because I’m pretty sure the guy who ran the channel still googles himself constantly. I also swear they wrote Elf Only Inn about him.
My oldest RP scenes were on DigiChat games that didn’t have logs. They had screenshots you had to take if you wanted to save something, but… but…
This did remind of the fact that I used to have the phone number for the Vampire ST for the New Orleans section of the White Wolf chats saved in my contacts under “Elf Lord”. Poor Phil didn’t know whether to be furious, amused, or just sigh at the shit he had to moderate when he found out.
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I tried to do this. I remember a time Tat’s firestarter mutant threatened to light my character on fire and he perked back, “Then we’d both be really hot!”
The logs are all still out there but I ran cringing from my own ic email circa 2005 and had to stop looking. I can’t. I can’t do it. You win, thread.
Edit: it’s also possible I’m stealing Tat’s gag here. I don’t remember. It was 2005. I remember cackling and shouting?
let it be a challenge to you
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Sadly, I lost all logs from my first 8 years of MU*ing in a computer death, but here’s one from A Moment in Tyme in 2002:
Mason’s first breath comes back out in a rather distinct word, that word being, “Ow.” He then shakes his head, wiping off his face with the back of his hand and then wheezing out, “I don’t know what hurts worse… my eyes or my stomach.”
I don’t know if it’s bad so much as it’s just awkward.
