The Inherent Heresy of the Cubrule

[Testament]

@Jennkryst I honestly fail to see the difference between salads and nachos according to the Cuberule.

[Jumpscare]

All I know is that I’m hungry now.

[Jennkryst]

@Testament It looks like it’s meant to be a calzone contained within a salad.

[Meg]

@Jennkryst i’d definitely disagree with calzone in a salad! if anything, toast in a salad. because the starch is on the bottom.

[Jennkryst]

@Meg I mean, the picture has a fully opaque cube (calzone), contained within a larger transparent cube (salad).

[Meg]

@Jennkryst yeah, but the depiction is wrong by their own definition. See: muffins are toast.

Nachos should be depicted as one side (toast), contained within larger transparent cube (salad).

Unless it is truly a calzone, which seems like a separate category??? raviolis, for example, would be calzone in salad.

[Testament]

@Meg If it was calzone, wouldn’t it need to be indicated via some kind of top layer? Like a whole pie is a calzone, but a piece is considered toast.

[Meg]

@Testament idk what you mean.

We’re referring to the site you linked. If you go down to the depiction of ‘nacho’ and examples of nachoes.

the depiction of is a small calzone, in a salad depiction.

but the examples they list of nachoes, including nachoes themselves, i would argue are ‘toast’ based on the website’s definition.

[Snackness]

@Meg LOGS OR GTFO

[Testament]

@Meg I read that wrong, I thought you were implying nachos were calzones. My bad.

[Meg]

@Snackness oh ok, here:

https://imgur.com/a/MUHQXr0

clearly, the website is wrong so the whole thing must be thrown away.

they went against their own definitions.

and i brought the logs/receipts.

[Snackness]

@Meg I am satisfied, and also feel a little bit bad that you actually put in the work for that.

[Meg]

@Snackness i was sitting in a meeting as my coworker sets up a db connection

[eye8urcake]

This ‘debate’ slots right into a recurring incident with my husband, wherein he enters the kitchen and I ask, “Are you having a sandwich?” and he answers, “No, I’m just having some meat and cheese on bread…”

[Testament]

@eye8urcake Well, he’s not wrong.

He’s just,

[eye8urcake]

@Testament I’m not too proud to admit that every time it happens, I only stfu once he concedes this point.

Then I apologize for being such a snot but…

[Herja]