An Arx Peeve Thread

[tsar]

all I know is that I want steak now

[Testament]

@crawfish Look, I haven’t had lunch yet and I’m hungry.

[dvoraen]

It sounds like this is the time for food porn.

[crawfish]

@dvoraen Mmm butter rosemerry steak yessss.

[Testament]

[Tez]

This one’s for team no thanks steak:

[Testament]

@Tez Speaking of vegetables, today I learned that cucumbers are not vegetables. They’re a fruit. I don’t know how to handle that information.

[crawfish]

@Testament So are avocados!

[Testament]

@crawfish

[IoleRae]

I can’t tell if we’re talking about food or sex.

[tsar]

@Tez said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

This one’s for team no thanks steak:

I want both

[Herja]

@tsar

[Testament]

@IoleRae …yes? Though I must be getting old because I think I’d prefer food.

[tsar]

I thought this was a conversation about food! I’m hungry and I didn’t start cooking dinner yet!

[crawfish]

@Herja ngl I was excited

[Solstice]

[Testament]

@Solstice

[crawfish]

@Testament I think I know the name of this kink.

[Narson]

@Roz I was brave (or oblivious) enough to do this once or twice and once the person was like ‘No, I’m fine, staff approved this’ and I was jammed a bit. Like, no, I’m fairly sure staff didn’t OK a Northlander noble who had never heard of the Faith and didn’t worship the Pantheon.

@sao Wear all the pink. We will have a pink crusade if needs be.

[Narson]

@crawfish said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@Testament So are avocados!

Fairly sure they are just trash.