Royal Paynes
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@Val said in Royal Paynes:
bracing as I ask this, but why was someone called the cheese log guy?
Welp.
So there was a guy back in the day who had this “serial daddy dom” persona who he played across several games which I could not recall a list of. I encountered him as Decius on Metro back in, say, 1998 or so when I was young and fresh-faced.
I recall this particular character was a Technocracy Void Engineer who had a habit of arranging sexual relationships on the game, often across opposing PVP faction lines (which he’d also leverage IC’ly to “win” in conflict scenarios –
The worst part to all this was he did successfully gain IC intelligence on a bunch of different people in the grid that he did exploit). Anyway I won’t go into the dirty details beyond the fact that supposedly in at least one scenario, a cheese log was used as an adult toy in a scene.This had no effect on Hickory Farms’ stock value.
I woke up feeling so good, I think I’d better call in sick/ I need a personal trainer to help me hold my drink
I plan to be spontaneous next time we meet/I’m putting off procrastinating until next week
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@SpaceKhomeini At least it wasn’t publicly posted to a wiki like the *** scene or the wine bottle fucking scene (both from HM).
Spoiler tag doesn’t seem to be working…. Um. A graphic SA scene involving a force multiplier.
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@Cobalt said in Royal Paynes:
@SpaceKhomeini At least it wasn’t publicly posted to a wiki like the *** scene or the wine bottle fucking scene (both from HM).
Spoiler tag doesn’t seem to be working…. Um. A graphic SA scene involving a force multiplier.
Hey it was 1998, those posted logs would have looked like ass on somebody’s Geocities page.
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Jesus Cracker Jack Christ.
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@SpaceKhomeini said in Royal Paynes:
I recall this particular character was a Technocracy Void Engineer who had a habit of arranging sexual relationships on the game, often across opposing PVP faction lines (which he’d also leverage IC’ly to “win” in conflict scenarios –
The worst part to all this was he did successfully gain IC intelligence on a bunch of different people in the grid that he did exploit). Anyway I won’t go into the dirty details beyond the fact that supposedly in at least one scenario, a cheese log was used as an adult toy in a scene.
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@STD Isn’t that standard for Void Engineers, though?
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I’m just upset that now I can’t ever talk about loving cheese without people thinking that I love cheese.
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Not quite the cheese log I was looking for, but eh, close enough.
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