MU Peeves Thread

[Alveraxus]

I think we can all agree that the following is horrible and should never be used except on your worst enemies:

You paged: Hi, can we talk?
<silence>

[Floof]

@Alveraxus said in MU Peeves Thread:

I think we can all agree that the following is horrible and should never be used except on your worst enemies:

You paged: Hi, can we talk?
<silence>

Just reading this gave me anxiety

[Ashkuri]

@Floof Just reply to “We need to talk” with “Yeah, we do.”

Now they are ALSO anxious.

[Evilgrayson]

@Pavel Which is nice if you already know that, but I’m not a mind reader and that’s very much not how I was raised.

Cultures vary. Even in the same country, cultures vary, and my culture and the culture of most people here are very different in some surprising ways. Just opening up with what I’m after would be seven shades of rude and utterly against all the rules of human interaction I’ve spent decades learning to follow by rote because buggered if I can actually understand any of them.

[Rhamnious]

In the immortal words of Dara O’Briain, if someone says “We need to talk” you immediately respond with “I fucked your brother”, and now it changes the entire conversation on your terms.

[spiriferida]

I think the length of the response time changes what feels rude to me a lot. In person, rushing past a greeting to tell someone what I want would be rude unless I specifically knew they didn’t give a fuck about a ‘how do you do fellow humans’ ritual.

When the communication is going to be offset by a couple of hours though, sending a message feels a bit to me like leaving a voice-mail or sending an email. I’ll still include pleasantries, but I’ll also try and bring up the context for my message - and it’s for me just as much as it is the other person, because I’m often sending a message to remind myself to do things later, like scheduling follow-up RP.

I also find that I’m more comfortable getting a contextless greeting from someone I know well, mostly because I already have a sense of their communication style and the topics they’re likely to bring to my attention. With someone I’ve talked with less, I’m curious what has them contacting me, so I’m more likely to follow up a message like that with nudging them to get to the reason for the contact, rather than continue casual chatter.

Some of it also is online culture specific, though - I’ve had bad experiences with unfamiliar people messaging me out of the blue with ill intent, so that makes online messages without context something I’m more inherently wary of.

[Wizz]

@Tez said in MU Peeves Thread:

I had to make fucking notes. It does not come naturally to me. I am SO transactional. It was eye-opening for me.

there was a lot about my last Real Job that was complicated and nooot great, but man oh man, a lot of it involved working with people in New York and I loved it so much. it was like a breath of fresh air I didn’t even know I needed that badly. I don’t know how exactly this came to be since I was raised mostly in the Midwest and the South where relational is basically mandatory, looool

[SpaceKhomeini]

@Alveraxus said in MU Peeves Thread:

@Roz said in MU Peeves Thread:

when someone i don’t know pages “hi” and i say hi back and then they say “how’s it going” i want to scream

This is a personal pet peeve of mine as well, but I think it could be a cultural thing?

I get this all the time on Teams at work with our India based team. They send hi. I have to send hi back. They ask how I am doing, I have to say I am fine, how are you. Then they send all the stuff they need to talk to me about it.

I do not get this from our non-India-based teams. The Americans just start messages with “Do this thing” and skip the foreplay.

You’re talking about an entire business culture that is descended (at least on the English-speaking side of things — who else would say “do the needful”) from Victorian British colonialism. You don’t emerge from that without some…recognizable quirks.

I’ve found that being polite and direct (at least in my time working at HCL and Microsoft) at the first given opportunity, i.e. “how can I help you? I’m engaged in something right now but have a few minutes” tends to be an effective shortcut.

[Alveraxus]

@SpaceKhomeini said in MU Peeves Thread:

You’re talking about an entire business culture that is descended (at least on the English-speaking side of things — who else would say “do the needful”) from Victorian British colonialism. You don’t emerge from that without some…recognizable quirks.

I’ve found that being polite and direct (at least in my time working at HCL and Microsoft) at the first given opportunity, i.e. “how can I help you? I’m engaged in something right now but have a few minutes” tends to be an effective shortcut.

Oh, I know. Honestly, I find it very pleasant generally speaking, and really enjoy working with my non-US colleagues (other than scheduling meetings during cross-over timezones). I just find it amusing to contrast that with the more, shall we say, assertive and abrupt nature of people from Philly and surrounding areas.

I think that LinkedIn article was super interesting, and it’s definitely reframed a bit of how I think.

And, I have to say - I have grown accustomed to “doing the needful”, and it just warms my heart now. I have no idea how that became the idiom, but it just works for me.

[Pavel]

@Alveraxus said in MU Peeves Thread:

I have no idea how that became the idiom, but it just works for me.

It’s an old English idiom, and was in common use even in the United States for a time. ‘Needful’ has had many meanings as it evolved, though the meaning of “what is necessary or urgent” can be traced back to the 14th century.

So, very technically, it’s a perfectly formed English sentence that says precisely what it means, “do what is necessary or urgent.” It just sounds odd to native Western English speakers because it isn’t in common use.

[Evilgrayson]

@SpaceKhomeini said in MU Peeves Thread:

I’ve found that being polite and direct (at least in my time working at HCL and Microsoft) at the first given opportunity, i.e. “how can I help you? I’m engaged in something right now but have a few minutes” tends to be an effective shortcut.

That approach turns the whole thing on its head, which is why it’s so effective. You have to be polite at all times - but if the other party only has a few minutes, it becomes more polite to get to the point so they can go do the needful.

[Pacha]

This reminds me of a cartoon thing I once saw called “What British people say Vs what they mean”, which had the example of…

“Oh, by the way…” which actually means “The primary purpose of this conversation is…”

Which, as a British person, I can say is remarkably accurate. It is definitely seen as rude here to come straight into a conversation wanting something without a little small talk first.

[Duke Whisky]

@Pacha -

I Say: “Would you like another cup of tea?”

I Mean: “Can you leave my house now.”

[GF]

@Pacha That’s interesting. I personally can appreciate someone showing politeness before asking for something, but it’s easy for that to come off as an attempt to butter me up. I think I’d generally prefer someone come to the point: at least that way, there’s no chance I’ll feel lied to about your intentions.

[Sammich]

My pro strat: I just never try to page strangers. They’re scary!

That’s only half joking. The rare times I do want (and work up the courage) to contact a stranger for any reason it won’t be for something same-day. I’ll wait until they’re idle or offline and then contact them and like pitch a scene or a hook or whatever it might be, which kinda ensures the ‘leaving a message’ context so (hopefully) nobody’s going to offended by the lack of preceding small talk.

ETA: And then the 5 hour idle stranger immediately replies with “Sure do you wanna RP now?” and I panic and say “Oh no I was just about to log off but we should talk about this tomorrow bye!” <_<

[Kestrel]

It’s an insane struggle to find played-bys, art or actor, who can believably represent normal fucking people who aren’t megahot glamour models.

[Artemis]

@Kestrel DOWN WITH PLAYED-BYS

[bear_necessities]

if someone’s found my missing mojo, could you please return it? It’s been gone a really long time. I am peeved that I have all these ideas to write stuff and then the second I sit down to actually do it I’m like “eh” and do something else entirely.

[Jenn]

@bear_necessities said in MU Peeves Thread:

if someone’s found my missing mojo, could you please return it? It’s been gone a really long time. I am peeved that I have all these ideas to write stuff and then the second I sit down to actually do it I’m like “eh” and do something else entirely.

#WatchMojo!

[Coin]

@Jenn said in MU Peeves Thread:

@bear_necessities said in MU Peeves Thread:

if someone’s found my missing mojo, could you please return it? It’s been gone a really long time. I am peeved that I have all these ideas to write stuff and then the second I sit down to actually do it I’m like “eh” and do something else entirely.

#WatchMojo!