But Why
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honestly, same.
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@moth If I could eat popcorn, I would have made popcorn. Somehow, this thread evokes that same kind of ‘things are bad, but at least they aren’t THIS’ as watching Jerry Springer when you were home sick used to inspire…
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Low-magic fantasy games allow you to wear cool outfits and fuck princesses.
Basically, it’s the closest any of us will ever be to being Mario.
As someone who has spent his whole life stomping turtles and hoping to grow a raccoon tail, this is close enough.
love that perfect frown
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I think that might be the one to get through to him. Well done.
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@Aria Anyone who calls Ruth Goodman as backup in a historical daily life argument gets my vote.
The past wasn’t as bad as we’re all led to believe. Sure, it wasn’t a bed of roses, but it wasn’t all bad.
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@Vulgar-Boy said in But Why:
As someone who has spent his whole life stomping turtles and hoping to grow a raccoon tail, this is close enough.
Now this is an answer that I can appreciate.
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@De-Villefort said in But Why:
@STD
In those dark dystopias you fight the corporations to make the world a better place for everyone. In the dark ages, it was a struggle to survive just being a human.Think about the fantasy genre and the themes it has.
Lord of the Rings - Take the ring of power, resist it’s call to make you all powerful and destroy it.
Game of Thrones - Kill everyone and take power for yourself.
Beowulf - Kill monsters and take power for yourself.
Robinhood - Kill the nobles and take power for yourself because you think you can do a better job.It’s all about selfishness. It’s an entire genera based on the idea that getting what you want is the only important thing. You are just replacing one self-important jerk with a nicer self-important jerk and nothing ever gets better for anyone else in a dark ages fantasy. Look at Lord of the rings, all those books, all that adventure and the only thing that really changed was 1 ring got destroyed and one human village got roasted by a dragon. Then life pretty much went back to normal.
If this is what you took away from the fantasy genre, I pity you. If all you see about you is selfishness, then perhaps you should look beyond the mirror.
You know, maybe you really ought to try actually doing some reading, given that Lord of the Rings has no dragons in it and Robin Hood is actually a name attached to a legend which wasn’t actually about taking any power at all. Beowulf isn’t even fantasy, it’s an epic poem told a millennium and more ago, and Game of Thrones was a specific reaction to all the fantasy novels about honourable people with good and selfless endings.
Reading can broaden the mind!
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@Evilgrayson said in But Why:
@Aria Anyone who calls Ruth Goodman as backup in a historical daily life argument gets my vote.
The past wasn’t as bad as we’re all led to believe. Sure, it wasn’t a bed of roses, but it wasn’t all bad.
I have an enormous soft spot for enthusiastic nerds who are just really enamoured with their area of interest and who want to share it with people in a fun and accessible way.
I also recommend Ben Crystal for Shakespeare lectures, Albert Lin for real life Indiana Jones-ing but with technology (with bonus representation for both the Asian and the disabled communities), and Sister Wendy for adorably wholesome art history. They are all just the cutest and I want to pinch their cheeks.
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i find myself curious as to what is on @De-Villefort’s actual SciFi bookshelf.
These days, mostly LitRPG books, I had a giant robot phase, a Star Trek phase, a DC/Marvel comics phase, enjoyed some of the books about the Sith in the Star Wars universe. Read the Ravenloft books. Went on an A.I. bender after I.Robot came out in theater’s.
Took a break from Sci-fi and read the Dragon Lance series, then the Anita Blake series. Some of the Dragons of Pern but it petered out for me. Had another cyberpunk phase and read a lot of the Cyberpunk RPG adjacent novels.
Some random space related sci-fi between. I like books with realistic ship combat. James Corey is a great author if you ever get a chance to pick up any of his work.
Most recently I switched to audio books and picked up a series called Super Powereds by Drew Hayes (It seems like a really stupid name until you read the setting of the story then it makes sense.)
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@Evilgrayson
If Elon Musk had all his billions stolen by Jeff Bezos then raised a mercenary army of criminals to kill Bezos and steal everything he had, would you consider that a heroic story?Well that’s the story of Robinhood with the names changed. He was the son of a nobleman who had all his wealth taken by the corrupt Sheriff while the king was away fighting a war. He only became an outlaw because he was suddenly poor. He didn’t give a wet squirt about the poor people until he was one of them.
In some versions of the story the Sheriff killed his father, in some versions he was a knight who returned from the crusades to find his home had been plundered, but the one thing that holds true is that the start of the story is rich-guy-on-rich-guy violence and the rest of the story is all about taking back what was stolen from him.
Disney may have romanticized it with adorable foxes but make no mistake, this was a story about a wealthy lord standing along side a band of thieves to take what they felt they were owed.
Even in the Disney version he didn’t start giving away money until the Sheriff started squeezing the peasants and offering high rewards for Robin’s head. His generosity was a move made out of tactical necessity, not out of kindness.
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@De-Villefort this is by far the most boring version of media analysis i encounter in the wild
she/her | playlist
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@Roz Just wait until he discovers the concept of character development.
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@De-Villefort said in But Why:
@Evilgrayson
If Elon Musk had all his billions stolen by Jeff Bezos then raised a mercenary army of criminals to kill Bezos and steal everything he had, would you consider that a heroic story?Well that’s the story of Robinhood with the names changed. He was the son of a nobleman who had all his wealth taken by the corrupt Sheriff while the king was away fighting a war. He only became an outlaw because he was suddenly poor. He didn’t give a wet squirt about the poor people until he was one of them.
In some versions of the story the Sheriff killed his father, in some versions he was a knight who returned from the crusades to find his home had been plundered, but the one thing that holds true is that the start of the story is rich-guy-on-rich-guy violence and the rest of the story is all about taking back what was stolen from him.
Disney may have romanticized it with adorable foxes but make no mistake, this was a story about a wealthy lord standing along side a band of thieves to take what they felt they were owed.
Even in the Disney version he didn’t start giving away money until the Sheriff started squeezing the peasants and offering high rewards for Robin’s head. His generosity was a move made out of tactical necessity, not out of kindness.
One version of Robin Hood is the son of a nobleman, sure - but there are many versions. Son of a nobleman plays better on TV and in movies, partly because the USA is obsessed with nobility and it panders more to modern sensibilities - but in a lot of other versions, including most (if not all) of the historical ones, he’s just some bloke, partly because his fabled weapons were not noble’s weapons.
Any idiot can pick up a quarterstaff, and any idiot did. Waving it about in a reasonably-competent fashion isn’t difficult. Being good with a quarterstaff, though, that takes practice, and it’s fundamentally a peasant’s weapon. Any idiot can pick up a longbow, but if they do they’re in for a world of pain. It’s a weapon that takes decades to master, and archers were most often started in childhood. Archeologists can tell you which skeletons belong to archers because it deforms the bones. And again, the longbow is fundamentally a peasant’s weapon.
And it’s Robin Hood. Robin, as in the first name. Hood, as in the garment. Robin Hood, as in a pun or play on words. There are many legends and there were probably just as many Robins because it was the John Doe name for outlaws in the day. But the legends that have come down to us are not about taking power. They’re about tweaking the noses of the powerful in what was a horrifically unjust society run on the backs of people who were tied from birth to death to their lord’s land. This was a hero of the people, as told by the people - why would they elevate one of their oppressors into legend?
You can’t rely on Disney for anything. If you’ve ever read Victor Hugo’s Hunchback of Notre Dame, you’ll know exactly what I mean.
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@Evilgrayson Besides, there’s only one true version of Robin Hood’s story.
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@De-Villefort said in But Why:
Robinhood
Disney may have romanticized it with adorable foxesI had such a crush on that fox as a kid.
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@Evilgrayson said in But Why:
why would they elevate one of their oppressors into legend?
Not that I disagree with the majority of your point, but this is a ridiculous rhetorical question, especially since, while it may not be the case for (the oldest versions of) Robin Hood, many “heroes of the people” have been nobles, elevated to legend not because they weren’t oppressors and/or part of the oppressive caste (not class, we’re talking pre-Capitalism) but because even for the poor, nobility was inherently valuable and put you in a higher moral strata.
Like, come on, “why would they elevate one of their oppressors into legend”? They STILL do it. Look at Elon Musk fanboys, essentially waving pom-poms for an idiot.
In Occam I trust.
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Oh, come on. Even if the story of Robin Hood could be boiled down to “nobles fighting,” there is clearly a depiction of class conflict within the narrative. It’s not “medieval Elon Musk vs. Jeff Bezos” because of the structural differences between the Loxley family and the stratification of medieval English society in terms of the ruling class’s power in serfdom.
I’m certainly not going to say that Robin Hood wasn’t a member of the bourgeoisie – he held many privileges that his outlaw companions never had and could likely send himself back into upholding western imperialism in the crusades if he wanted, but he achieved an understanding of class consciousness within the context of the story.
Even if he hadn’t stolen from the rich and given to the poor – and indeed, he does not in some versions – a guerrilla force standing against the monopoly on power that the state (in this case, the sheriff of Nottingham) held over the proletariat would serve as an appropriate propaganda of the deed which, in many ways, can be its own reward. Robin Hood even wholly being a selfish hero (e.g., get back my stuff so I can do a feudalism on the locals, save my girlfriend), does not detract from the material symbolism involved which is why it became an enduring myth in the West.
they/them
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@Coin As far as I recall, Siddhartha Gautama was of royal blood, then he character developed himself some enlightenment and became known as the Buddha.
It’s a tale as old as time.
That and who had the money to have books? The nobility. So who should the stories be about…?
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@Coin As far as I recall, Siddhartha Gautama was of royal blood, then he character developed himself some enlightenment and became known as the Buddha.
It’s a tale as old as time.
That and who had the money to have books? The nobility. So who should the stories be about…?
Pretty much.
